SNAKE OIL RECOVERY SUPPORT
RECOVERY DRINK STICKS
Formulated for rough mornings. Whatever last night was.†
- 🌱Vegan
- 🥛Dairy-Free
- 🌾Gluten-Free
- 🌿Soy-Free
- 💧Zero Fat
- 🦐Shellfish-Free
WHAT’S IN THE PACK
Same formula in every stick. Different commitment levels for how you want to use it.
The Sampler — 3 sticks, $15
Three full-size sticks, one of each flavor, in a resealable pack with an info card. Try the whole range, find your favorite. (The Sampler is Assorted only — it’s the try-everything pack.)
What you get:
- 1 stick Salacious Punch
- 1 stick Elysian Orange
- 1 stick Ginger Bite
- Info card
The 6-Pack — 6 sticks, $24
About a week of recovery support. Pick a single flavor, or choose Assorted Varieties for a mix of all three.
What you get:
- 6 full-size sticks of your chosen flavor, or an Assorted Varieties pouch (mix of all three)
- Resealable stand-up pouch with tear notch
The 12-Pack — 12 sticks, $45
Two weeks of recovery support. Single flavor, or Assorted Varieties for the full range.
What you get:
- 12 full-size sticks of your chosen flavor, or an Assorted Varieties pouch
- Resealable stand-up pouch with tear notch
The 20-Pack — 20 sticks, $67
About a month of recovery support. Single flavor, or Assorted Varieties for the full range. The pouch most subscribers know.
What you get:
- 20 full-size sticks of your chosen flavor, or an Assorted Varieties pouch
- Resealable stand-up pouch with tear notch
Your pack, every month, with free shipping.
Pick your size and flavor, get it delivered monthly. Same price as one-time — the difference is free shipping on every order, and the freedom to pause, skip, swap flavors, or cancel anytime from your account.
What you get every month:
- Your chosen pack size (6/12/20) in your chosen flavor or Assorted Varieties
- Free shipping, every order
- Pause, skip, swap, or cancel anytime — no questions
Your pack, every month, with free shipping.
Pick your size and flavor, get it delivered monthly. Same price as one-time — the difference is free shipping on every order, and the freedom to pause, skip, swap flavors, or cancel anytime from your account.
What you get every month:
- Your chosen pack size (6/12/20) in your chosen flavor or Assorted Varieties
- Free shipping, every order
- Pause, skip, swap, or cancel anytime — no questions
Your pack, every month, with free shipping.
Pick your size and flavor, get it delivered monthly. Same price as one-time — the difference is free shipping on every order, and the freedom to pause, skip, swap flavors, or cancel anytime from your account.
What you get every month:
- Your chosen pack size (6/12/20) in your chosen flavor or Assorted Varieties
- Free shipping, every order
- Pause, skip, swap, or cancel anytime — no questions
THE RITUAL
Three steps. Twenty minutes. Back to yourself.
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01TEAR & POUR
Rip open a stick. Empty it into 16 oz of cold water. Stir or shake — it dissolves fast.
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02SIP IT DOWN
Drink the whole thing. Salacious Punch, Elysian Orange, or Ginger Bite — they all taste like something you’d actually order on purpose. Not like medicine.
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03GET ON WITH YOUR DAY
Twenty minutes. That’s about how long it takes for the formula to start doing its job. By minute thirty, you’re not thinking about last night anymore — you’re thinking about what’s next.
The best time to take Snake Oil was twenty minutes ago. The second best time is now.
WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN IT
EVERY INGREDIENT EARNS ITS SPOT
No filler. No mystery. No “proprietary blend” hiding behind marketing copy. (Okay, there is a proprietary blend — but every ingredient in it is listed below.)
🧬 AMINO & METABOLIC SUPPORT
Glutamine is the foundation of the formula. The rest of the amino stack is here to support what glutamine starts.
- L-Glutamine — the most abundant amino acid in muscle tissue; supports gut barrier integrity and recovery
- L-Tryptophan — supports serotonin production and mood regulation
- N-Acetyl Cysteine — the NAC your liver wants; glutathione precursor
- Taurine — supports cardiovascular and cellular function
🦴 JOINT & TISSUE SUPPORT
The part of recovery most products ignore. For when the rough morning includes your knees.
- N-Acetyl Glucosamine (Vegan-sourced) — supports joint, gut, and connective tissue repair. Most NAG on the market is sourced from shellfish; ours is fermented from plant sources. Costs more to produce. Safe for shellfish allergies.
☕ CAFFEINE & STIMULANT SUPPORT
Enough to get you moving. Not enough to make you regret it.
- Caffeine — 100mg per stick (about one cup of coffee)
- Theobromine — secondary smooth-energy support, the cousin to caffeine
💊 VITAMINS & MINERALS
The B-vitamin stack that turns “I should hydrate” into “I actually feel better.”
- Vitamin C — 200mg (222% DV)
- Thiamin (B1) — 0.5mg (42% DV)
- Riboflavin (B2) — 10mg (769% DV)
- Niacin (B3) — 20mg (125% DV)
- Vitamin B6 — 18mg (1059% DV)
- Folate — 1700mcg (425% DV)
- Vitamin B12 — 170mcg (7083% DV)
- Pantothenic Acid (B5) — 12.5mg (250% DV)
- Zinc — 12mg (109% DV)
⚡ ELECTROLYTES & HYDRATION SUPPORT
The ratios your body actually needs to replace what hard living drains out of it.
- Magnesium (citrate form) — 200mg (222% DV)
- Potassium — 95mg (2% DV)
- Sodium — 370mg (16% DV)
- Calcium — 10mg (<2% DV)
🌿 BOTANICAL & RECOVERY COMPOUNDS
The real ones. Not the trendy ones.
- Milk Thistle Extract (Silymarin 80%) — the herb your liver thanks you for
- Dihydromyricetin (DHM) — recovery support molecule, included as part of the supporting cast
A note on the proprietary blend: Snake Oil includes a 12.8g proprietary blend listed in descending order of abundance on the supplement facts panel. The blend exists because the ratios are the formula — but every ingredient in it is listed on the panel, and nothing is hidden from you. We don’t believe in pretending you can’t read.
Other ingredients: Dextrose, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Calcium Citrate, Calcium Pantothenate, Zinc Citrate, Riboflavin, DL-α-Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Chloride, Pyridoxine HCl, Folic Acid, Thiamin HCl, Silicon Dioxide, Methylcobalamin, Sucralose, Natural Flavors, Natural Color.
About what we use to make it taste good: Natural flavors. Natural colors. No Red 40, Yellow 5, or Blue 1. A small amount of sucralose for sweetness — just enough to make 16 ounces of water taste like something you’d want to drink, not enough to make it taste like a melted popsicle.
Allergen note: Contains: No common allergens. Vegan. Dairy-free. Gluten-free. Soy-free. Shellfish-free (most NAG comes from shellfish; ours doesn’t).
Storage: Store cool and dry. Not for kids. Pregnant or nursing women or those caffeine-sensitive: consult your doctor before use.
Dosage: 1 stick per day mixed with 16oz of water. 100mg of caffeine per stick.
†These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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OTHER INGREDIENTS: Milk Thistle Extract (Silymarin 80%), Ascorbic Acid, Magnesium Citrate, Potassium Citrate, Niacin, Pyridoxine HCl, D-Calcium Pantothenate, Zinc Citrate, Calcium Citrate, Riboflavin, DL-α-Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Natural Flavors, Folic Acid, Thiamin HCl, Silicon Dioxide, Methylcobalamin, Sucralose, Natural Color.
Store cool/dry. Not intended for children. If you’re pregnant, nursing, or sensitive to caffeine, consult your doctor before use.
100mg caffeine each serving — 1 stick/day unless your doctor advises otherwise.
BUILT FOR REAL LIFE
Some recovery products are built for clinical conditions. Others are built for college kids. Snake Oil is built for adults who keep showing up.
The Working Adult
For the person who:
- Played hard last night and has work in the morning
- Spent a long weekend with family and still has Monday
- Pushed through a brutal week and isn’t done yet
- Has a Tuesday that feels like a Friday
The Performer
For the person who:
- Has a wedding, conference, or event tomorrow
- Trains hard and recovers harder
- Lives by their schedule, not their feelings
- Can’t afford a useless morning
The Skeptic
For the person who:
- Reads ingredient panels before they read marketing copy
- Has tried everything and trusts very little
- Wants the science, not the lifestyle
- Decides for themselves
THE FLAVOR YOU PICKED
SALACIOUS PUNCH
Fruit Punch. Loud and proud.
A chaotic explosion of red fruit — cherry, raspberry, a hit of pineapple, and something that tastes like summer being loud about itself. Bold sweet, slightly tart finish.
ELYSIAN ORANGE
Bright Citrus. The one that wakes you up.
Tangy, sweet, a little tart on the finish. Hits the way a good orange juice hits — but with the recovery formula working behind it. Reminds people of Tang. We’re not mad about that.
GINGER BITE
Zesty Ginger Lime. For the ones who like to feel it.
Real ginger. Real lime. Real bite. Not the polite kind of ginger you’d find in a wellness shop — the kind that lets you know it’s working.
ALL THREE, ONE POUCH
Can’t decide? Don’t. Assorted Varieties gives you the full Snake Oil range — all three flavors in one pouch. Some people commit to a single flavor; plenty keep the variety. Either way, this is the smart way to start.
Most people land on their favorite after a week or two. Until then, this is how you find it.
- Salacious Punch — Loud red fruit. Boldest of the three.
- Elysian Orange — Bright citrus. The wake-up flavor.
- Ginger Bite — Real ginger lime. The one with attitude.
WHO MADE THIS
Built by two guys who needed it to work.
Jeff is a lawyer. John is a chemist. Both of them got tired of losing days to mornings they could’ve prevented — so they spent two years testing, formulating, and rejecting until they had something worth selling. Snake Oil is what they came up with.
The name? That’s the point, not the problem.
PRODUCT QUESTIONS
The product-specific ones. The brand questions live on the FAQ page.
How quickly does Snake Oil work?
Most people start feeling the difference in about twenty minutes — which is when the electrolytes, B-vitamins, and amino acids start hitting your bloodstream. Full effect by the thirty-to-forty-five minute mark. Drink it as soon as you can after a rough night, or before bed if you’re being strategic.†
How often can I take it?
One stick per day is the formulated dose. The B-vitamin levels are high (intentionally — water-soluble, your body uses what it needs and excretes the rest), but daily use is what the formula is designed for. Skip days when you don’t need it.
When should I take it — before bed, in the morning, or both?
Either works. Strategic users take it before bed to front-load recovery while they sleep. Pragmatic users take it in the morning when they realize they need it. Some users do both on rougher mornings. The formula doesn’t care when — it works whenever you drink it.
Will it interfere with other supplements or medications?
We can’t give individual medical advice — talk to your doctor about anything you’re taking regularly. For most people, Snake Oil is compatible with standard daily vitamins, multivitamins, and standard medications. The caffeine content (100mg/stick) is worth noting if you’re caffeine-sensitive or already loading caffeine from other sources.
Does it taste like medicine?
No. Whichever flavor you pick — Salacious Punch, Elysian Orange, or Ginger Bite — it tastes like something you’d order at a juice bar, not something you’d choke down. The natural flavors do real work. Most people are surprised on first sip.
Can I drink it without water?
Technically yes. The sticks are formulated to be mixed with 16oz of water for both taste and hydration support. Dry-scooping (tearing open and pouring directly in your mouth) works in a pinch but you’re missing half the point — Snake Oil helps you rehydrate, and that’s hard to do without water.
What if I don’t like the flavor I picked?
Email us. We’ll figure something out. For subscription customers, you can swap anytime — manage it from your account or just ask us.
Does the pouch reseal?
Yes. Every pouch has a tear notch and a resealable zipper at the top. Store cool and dry; the sticks individually are sealed and shelf-stable for two years.
RECOVERY THAT MEETS YOU WHERE YOU ARE
Whatever last night was. Whatever today demands. Snake Oil is calibrated for the people who need to keep showing up.
Cancel, skip, or swap anytime. 30-day return policy.