Thirsty? Tee
Solid Black Triblend / XS
$30.00
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A marble philosopher, mid-sip, staring into the distance like he just cracked the meaning of life. Beside him, a QR code that sends whoever's behind you straight to Snake Oil. You wear the question. They scan for the answer.
Our logo sits on the chest, and the back does the talking. Fair warning: people will scan you in line at the bar.
The tri-blend fabric has that soft, broken-in vintage feel from the very first wear, with a fitted cut that holds its shape wash after wash.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Heads up: the fabric runs a little sheer and may show through, especially in lighter colors or bright light. The snake has no comment.
Made to order, just for you. This shirt doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold tees and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.
Thirsty? Tee
$30.00
Size guide
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 2768.6 | 16½42 |
| S | 2871.1 | 1845.7 |
| M | 2973.7 | 2050.8 |
| L | 3076.2 | 2255.9 |
| XL | 3178.7 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281.3 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3383.8 | 2871.1 |
Measured with the shirt laid flat. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Width runs straight across the chest, just below the armpits, so double it for the full chest. The cut is fitted, so size up if you like it loose.
Our logo sits on the chest, and the back does the talking. Fair warning: people will scan you in line at the bar.
The tri-blend fabric has that soft, broken-in vintage feel from the very first wear, with a fitted cut that holds its shape wash after wash.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Heads up: the fabric runs a little sheer and may show through, especially in lighter colors or bright light. The snake has no comment.
Made to order, just for you. This shirt doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold tees and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.