Snake Oil Crest Tee
XS
$25.00
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No story on the back, no joke on the sleeve. Just the crest, front and center.
The bottle, the cobras, and the two words that started it all: Legendary Lies, Legitimate Relief. It's the shirt for people who don't need the whole speech, and the easiest way to rep the snake on a day you'd rather let the shirt do the talking. Anyone who knows will ask where you got it. Anyone who doesn't will ask what's in the bottle. Either way, you win.
The tri-blend fabric has that soft, broken-in vintage feel from the very first wear, with a fitted cut that holds its shape wash after wash.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Heads up: the fabric runs a little sheer and may show through, especially in lighter colors or bright light. The snake has no comment.
Made to order, just for you. This shirt doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold tees and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.
Snake Oil Crest Tee
$25.00
Size guide
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 2768.6 | 16½42 |
| S | 2871.1 | 1845.7 |
| M | 2973.7 | 2050.8 |
| L | 3076.2 | 2255.9 |
| XL | 3178.7 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281.3 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3383.8 | 2871.1 |
Measured with the shirt laid flat. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Width runs straight across the chest, just below the armpits, so double it for the full chest. The cut is fitted, so size up if you like it loose.
The bottle, the cobras, and the two words that started it all: Legendary Lies, Legitimate Relief. It's the shirt for people who don't need the whole speech, and the easiest way to rep the snake on a day you'd rather let the shirt do the talking. Anyone who knows will ask where you got it. Anyone who doesn't will ask what's in the bottle. Either way, you win.
The tri-blend fabric has that soft, broken-in vintage feel from the very first wear, with a fitted cut that holds its shape wash after wash.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Heads up: the fabric runs a little sheer and may show through, especially in lighter colors or bright light. The snake has no comment.
Made to order, just for you. This shirt doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold tees and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.