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Every snake oil salesman needs a bottle. Ours holds 32 ounces.
Double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with the full Snake Oil crest on the front: the bottle, the cobras, Legendary Lies, Legitimate Relief. The wide mouth makes it easy to tear open a stick pack, pour it in, and shake. The foldable straw keeps sips spill-free, and the rotating handle hooks onto a finger, a gym bag, or the back of a festival chair. Take it to the gym, the office, the booth, or wherever Future You is headed.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Care: hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Treat it better than you treated yourself last Saturday.
Made to order, just for you. This bottle doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold stock and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.
Snake Oil Insulated Water Bottle, 32 oz
$35.00
Double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with the full Snake Oil crest on the front: the bottle, the cobras, Legendary Lies, Legitimate Relief. The wide mouth makes it easy to tear open a stick pack, pour it in, and shake. The foldable straw keeps sips spill-free, and the rotating handle hooks onto a finger, a gym bag, or the back of a festival chair. Take it to the gym, the office, the booth, or wherever Future You is headed.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Care: hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Treat it better than you treated yourself last Saturday.
Made to order, just for you. This bottle doesn't exist until you buy it. We print it the moment your order comes in, so it takes a few extra days to reach you. That also means no warehouse full of unsold stock and no pile of leftovers headed for a landfill. A little patience now, and Future You wins.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| 32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| 32 oz | 9 | 25.2 | 27.2 | 7.8 |